August 2009
94 posts
wants
It’s funny how I seem to want what I can’t have.. lol ;)
zombiesarecute:
fmylife:
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
“The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year a total of 88,000 by the...”
– (via bitchville)
That’s true
fmylife:
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
lmao!!
fmylife:
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my “obsession” of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into “our time”. She then told me to “get a life” and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
This was good. Could not stop laughing when I read it. XD
“I want it ah ah I want it want it
I want it ah ah ah I want it all”
– High School Musical 3
“When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love, love to explore that world up...”
– The Little Mermaid
Love conquers all and other myths.
littlemiss:
Via
1. Say “I Love You” Every Day Barbara De Angelis, personal-development expert: Say it as often as possible. There’s no reason to be emotionally stingy with the person you love. Nancy Kalish, psychologist: I agree that it should be said often, but it should be said sincerely, so it means something. Not just “Good-bye. Love you.” 2. Play Hard to Get Sam Yagan, dating-website...
“Jason: Well thanks for making me look like a fool in front of him, Gran.
Gran:...”
– True Blood
Did I drop my pants?
[26/08/09 1: 50:17 PM] Aussieninja: brb
[26/08/09 1: 50:25 PM] Jess: kk
[26/08/09 2: 09:03 PM] Aussieninja: back, though i'm off to pick up my pants
[26/08/09 2: 09:12 PM] Jess: (Y)
[26/08/09 2: 09:25 PM] Aussieninja: ..reading that just makes it sound wrong.. lol i'm picking up my jeans from the tailors
[26/08/09 2: 09:34 PM] Jess: Lol
“I like to look at the menu
But I’m not having take-away”
– Plutainianseamonkey (when talking about dating)
I think..
Ian (wika57) should fly to Australia and break my insanity with his insanity.. ^.^
